Funny Facebook quotes are now become a demand for every Facebook user to update his/her Facebook status bar with a new but funny, witty, hilarious or weird quote or message, before you discover some extreme funny Facebook statuses, I want you to know these weird facts about your favorite website Facebook.
Facebook is the world biggest social community, it not a need but become an addiction for the young generation. Actually its a Pandora box which is always giving you latest news updates about your family and friends. A latest survey in America find out that 23% teenage girls studying in high school do not ask or demand any thing directly to their parents but they post a message on their father or mother Facebook wall to fulfill their requirements, the same survey also find out that about 15% of all Americans are highly addicted to Facebook and they cannot stop themselves to use Facebook even sitting on a toilet seat. I am surprise that, how such a person can stop him/her from using Facebook during a bath or during meal.
Funny Quotes for Facebook status:-
- In order to like a girl, you must also think about money in your pocket first.
- Don’t let your mind wander; its too little to be let out alone.
- I like Lady Gaga songs when I missed a fart in the toilet.
- Mark Zuckerberg bought Instagram for $1,000,000,000? Idiot! He could have downloaded it for free, from the AppStore.
- Where theres a will of a billionaire, there must be thousands of relatives.
- I love you everyday and I sing a song, do you hear it?
- Scratch here ???*???*???*? to reveal todays status.
- New World order: Login your Facebook account by removing all of your clothes, including undergarments, please dont mind our security policy is very strict.
- If you ever Google ‘Gary Oldman’ for heavens sake don’t forget the ‘R’.
- You have only two options; one is missing from my mind and the second one is also gone with the first one.
- Be a rat, be a cat, be a monkey or be a donkey but don’t be my girlfriend please.
- Obama is just selected as a brand ambassador for Fair n Lovely face whitening cream
- I am sorry but I wont apologize.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- I am leaving Facebook, I just hate it so all my friends please join me on Google Chrome.
- Sorry yesterday I mistakenly posted my Facebook status on Google toolbar.
- Kim Kardashian lyrics always describe my life.
- I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
- Is it bad that I dont know the Titanic was real? Always thought it was just a film.
I hope you enjoy these funny quotes, so feel free to post these funny lines on your Facebook status and give a smile on your friends face.
