20 Funny Facebook Statuses

Funny Facebook quotes are now become a demand for every Facebook user to update his/her Facebook status bar with a new but funny, witty, hilarious or weird quote or message, before you discover some extreme funny Facebook statuses, I want you to know these weird facts about your favorite website Facebook.

Facebook is the world biggest social community, it not a need but become an addiction for the young generation. Actually it’s a Pandora box which is always giving you latest news updates about your family and friends. A latest survey in America find out that 23% teenage girls studying in high school do not ask or demand any thing directly to their parents but they post a message on their father or mother Facebook wall to fulfill their requirements, the same survey also find out that about 15% of all Americans are highly addicted to Facebook and they cannot stop themselves to use Facebook even sitting on a toilet seat. I am surprise that, how such a person can stop him/her from using Facebook during a bath or during meal.

Funny Quotes for Facebook status:-

  1. In order to like a girl, you must also think about money in your pocket first.
  2. Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too little to be let out alone.
  3. I like Lady Gaga songs when I missed a fart in the toilet.
  4. Mark Zuckerberg bought Instagram for $1,000,000,000? – Idiot! He could have downloaded it for free, from the AppStore.
  5. Where there’s a will of a billionaire, there must be thousands of relatives.
  6. I love you everyday and I sing a song, do you hear it?
  7. Scratch here ???*???*???*? to reveal today’s status.
  8. New World order: Login your Facebook account by removing all of your clothes, including undergarments, please don’t mind our security policy is very strict.
  9. If you ever Google ‘Gary Oldman’ for heavens sake don’t forget the ‘R’.
  10. You have only two options; one is missing from my mind and the second one is also gone with the first one.
  11. Be a rat, be a cat, be a monkey or be a donkey but don’t be my girlfriend please.
  12. Obama is just selected as a brand ambassador for Fair n Lovely face whitening cream
  13. I am sorry but I won’t apologize.
  14. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  15. I am leaving Facebook, I just hate it so all my friends please join me on Google Chrome.
  16. Sorry yesterday I mistakenly posted my Facebook status on Google toolbar.
  17. Kim Kardashian lyrics always describe my life.
  18. I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
  19. Is it bad that I don’t know the Titanic was real? Always thought it was just a film.

I hope you enjoy these funny quotes, so feel free to post these funny lines on your Facebook status and give a smile on your friends face.