Jokes About Cheese

The best cheese related jokes

Cheese Jokes Not Cheesy Jokes

I love a one liner as much as the next bloke, whether you’re down the local pub or having a laugh with a work colleague, there should always be time for a joke.

These jokes are perfect to have up your sleeve if conversation begins to drag at a dinner party or use as an ice breaker when the cheese board is delivered, drop them in to conversation naturally whilst helping yourself to food. You may think it’s emmental thing to say, but you’ll be the life and soul of the party.

There are plenty of cheese related gags around the internet, but the best ones are spread very thinly, I camembert it any more, so I’ve listed the best ones all together in one place.

This list has been peered reviewed by a work email list that doesn’t include any professional comedians, but people who like a good laugh it’s been decided that these are the best clean cheese jokes the internet with a little help from our failing memories, please add any new ones in the comments.

I’m sure the puns are beginning to grate on you, so let’s bring on the gags…

International Cheese Jokes

There was an explosion at the French cheese factory…

All that was left was de-Brie

What do you call a mexican cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

How should you eat Welsh cheese?


Animal Cheese Jokes

What is a lions favourite cheese?


What sort of cheese would you use to hide a horse?


Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?


Normal Jokes

What’s a Pirates favourite cheese?


Did you hear about the cheese fight?

It had to be broken up beaufort it got out of hand

What type of cheese is made backwards?


What does the cheese say when it looks in a mirror?


Bar Joke

Three men are having a drink in a bar, a gorgeous woman appears and comes over to speak to them…

Gorgeous girl: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can spend the rest of th night with me

1st man: I love liver and cheese!

Gorgeous girl: That’s just not good enough!

2nd man: I hate liver and cheese!

Gorgeous girl: That’s just not creative enough!

3rd man: Liver alone, cheese mine

I hope you enjoyed the jokes, these are the best cheese related jokes in existence, don’t let anyone else tell you any different, if they do, please add any new ones in the comments below, remember there’s always time for a gag!