The best cheese related jokes
Cheese Jokes Not Cheesy Jokes
I love a one liner as much as the next bloke, whether you’re down the local pub or having a laugh with a work colleague, there should always be time for a joke.
These jokes are perfect to have up your sleeve if conversation begins to drag at a dinner party or use as an ice breaker when the cheese board is delivered, drop them in to conversation naturally whilst helping yourself to food. You may think it’s emmental thing to say, but you’ll be the life and soul of the party.
There are plenty of cheese related gags around the internet, but the best ones are spread very thinly, I camembert it any more, so I’ve listed the best ones all together in one place.
This list has been peered reviewed by a work email list that doesn’t include any professional comedians, but people who like a good laugh it’s been decided that these are the best clean cheese jokes the internet with a little help from our failing memories, please add any new ones in the comments.
I’m sure the puns are beginning to grate on you, so let’s bring on the gags…
International Cheese Jokes
There was an explosion at the French cheese factory…
All that was left was de-Brie
What do you call a mexican cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
How should you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
Animal Cheese Jokes
What is a lions favourite cheese?
Roar-quefort
What sort of cheese would you use to hide a horse?
Mask-a-pony
Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?
Camembert.
Normal Jokes
What’s a Pirates favourite cheese?
Chedd-AARGH
Did you hear about the cheese fight?
It had to be broken up beaufort it got out of hand
What type of cheese is made backwards?
EDAM.
What does the cheese say when it looks in a mirror?
Hallumi!
Bar Joke
Three men are having a drink in a bar, a gorgeous woman appears and comes over to speak to them…
Gorgeous girl: Whoever can use the words liver and cheese in a creative sentence can spend the rest of th night with me
1st man: I love liver and cheese!
Gorgeous girl: Thats just not good enough!
2nd man: I hate liver and cheese!
Gorgeous girl: Thats just not creative enough!
3rd man: Liver alone, cheese mine
I hope you enjoyed the jokes, these are the best cheese related jokes in existence, don’t let anyone else tell you any different, if they do, please add any new ones in the comments below, remember there’s always time for a gag!
